I realized this morning that this still from the Season 17 episode “Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers” is 100% representative of me in the South Park Online Fan Art/Creek Community!
Literally!
I never understood why that random old adult guy was in the kid’s vampire club, but it more or less equates to me being Unofficial Creek Uncle, given how old and decrepit I am compared to all of my fellow Creekers with their decent cartilage and, ability to run, and non-gray hair!
Don’t get me wrong.
I’ve accepted my cringe this year! I wouldn’t be openly digging into the vaults if I hadn’t.
But still… there has to be a few other South Park guys out there like me… right?
I cannot be the ONLY one.